What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:11

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why would Hugh Grant cheat on Elizabeth Hurley?
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
Goldfinger